APRIL 1, 2024: LEAF RIVER, IL—GROUNDBREAKING SUMMER CAMP PROGRAM TO DEBUT NEW ACTIVITY THAT MIGHT RAISE SOME EYEBROWS: HUMAN JUGGLING!
APRIL 1, 2024: LEAF RIVER, IL—GROUNDBREAKING SUMMER CAMP PROGRAM TO DEBUT NEW ACTIVITY THAT MIGHT RAISE SOME EYEBROWS: HUMAN JUGGLING!
In what can only be described as a daring leap into uncharted territory, Camp Kupugani has announced a rather unconventional addition to its roster of activities: human juggling. Adding to other popular camp activities like archery, canoeing, and rock climbing, the camp is taking summer fun to a whole new level by introducing the art of juggling … humans.
“We always seek innovative ways to entertain and educate our campers,” says camp director Kevin Gordon. “And what better way to do that than by tossing humans through the air like confetti?” Director Gordon, a pioneer in the camp field, explained that instead of juggling balls, campers would have the chance to juggle fellow campers (safely, of course).
Reactions from parents and campers have varied. Some are thrilled at the prospect of trying something new and exciting, while others are hesitant about the safety implications of flinging humans around. “I’ve heard of trust falls, but this is taking it to a whole new extreme,” remarks one concerned parent (who did not want their name disclosed).
But fear not, anxious parents! Director Gordon emphasizes that safety is their number one priority. “We’ve taken every precaution imaginable,” he insists. “We’ve padded the landing zones, provided helmets and knee pads, have medical teams on standby at the local hospital, and even hired a team of professional jugglers to oversee the activity.”
Some campers seem ecstatic about the prospect of becoming airborne projectiles. “I can’t wait to soar through the sky like a majestic eagle!” exclaims one twelve-year-old camper. However, not everyone shares that camper’s enthusiasm. “I think I’ll stick to arts and crafts, thank you very much,” says another camper.
Despite the mixed reactions, one thing’s for sure–Camp Kupugani’s summer sessions waitlist is about to grow. Who needs traditional camp activities when you can spend your summer vacation hurtling through the air in a dizzying whirlwind of laughter and human limbs?
So, if you’re feeling adventurous this summer and fancy yourself a bit of a daredevil, why not give human juggling a whirl? Just remember to stretch beforehand and maybe invest in a good pair of goggles. You never know when you might find yourself on the receiving end of a wayward camper!
Editor’s note: Camp Kupugani regularly surveys campers, staff, and parents to get feedback and ideas for new offerings. In 17 years of surveys, none of those mentioned human juggling.
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